I am writing a Children’s Book…..so HN prepares to cook…….

……………

Daddy is looking for potatoes.

Are they in the cupboard, Daddy?

No, they are not.

Are they in the fridge, Daddy?

No they are not.

Are they on the table where Mummy put them?

Yes they are! Clever Daddy; he’s found them.

Daddy is holding a potato peeler. Daddy chose it from the big drawer where Mummy keeps the sharp knives.

See the sharp knives all over the worktop? The naughty potato peeler was hiding from Daddy.

Daddy has peeled the potatoes . Clever Daddy. But Daddy has forgotten the meat.

Daddy is looking for the meat.

Is it in the cupboard, Daddy?

No it is not.

Is it on the table, Daddy?

No, it is not.

Is it in the fridge like Mummy said, Daddy?

Yes it is! Clever Daddy; he found it.

Daddy has to put the meat in the oven.

Mummy’s oven is called an Aga. It has four doors. Do you know which the hot oven is? No, Daddy doesn’t know either.

Daddy tries all the doors.

Daddy tries shouting at the Aga but it can’t talk, can it? Silly Daddy.

Mummy puts the meat in the oven for Daddy.

Now Daddy is looking for carrots.

Are they in the cupboard, Daddy?

No, they are not.

Are they on the table, Daddy?

No they are not.

Are they in the fridge Daddy?

No, they are not.

They must still be in the vegetable garden!

Daddy is looking for beer.

Daddy knows where the beer is. The beer is in the fridge.

Daddy has taken his beer off to the vegetable garden.

Do you think Daddy is picking carrots?

No, Mummy doesn’t think so either!

 

Daddy's beer!

 

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About aga sagas

Married to His Nibs for a long time now. A sense of humour helps.
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2 Responses to I am writing a Children’s Book…..so HN prepares to cook…….

  1. very amusing, really made me laugh. Does HN read your blog? I hope he is not the sensitive and easily offended type 🙂

  2. apeandangel says:

    Thanks! HN is used to my humour by now, I think x

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