(stomps around bed and downstairs to cellar).
I get out of bed and turn his shower on. I get wet. Turn shower off and get back under duvet.
HN (bellowing from cellar) – Found it!! There’s a trip here marked ‘shower’ and it’s down! Sorted.
Me – please leave that trip alone. Your shower is working. That trip is meant to be off. It’s not your shower.
HN – What? Working? Well of course it is! I’ve just put the blasted trip switch up!
I get out of bed again.
Me – Turn that switch OFF FGS! You know nada about the mechanics of this house. Your shower is WORKING!!!!!!
(HN stomps back upstairs, back around bed and into bathroom. Turns on shower. A satisfying noise of running water follows).
HN – Well, that’s very strange.
I put head back under duvet and consider hot-wiring shower to mains electricity.